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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #150 on: August 11, 2008, 01:27:39 AM »
Dear slow motion,

Stay away from Ridley Scott.

Sincerely,

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« Reply #151 on: August 11, 2008, 11:55:30 AM »
Dear French 400 Meter Freestyle Relay Team,

Smash who?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #152 on: August 11, 2008, 12:48:11 PM »
Dear slow motion,

Stay away from Ridley Scott.

Sincerely,

Basil

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« Reply #153 on: August 11, 2008, 01:50:37 PM »
dear liver,
so sorry about last night  :-X
QFL.
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #154 on: August 12, 2008, 12:54:34 PM »
Dear library,

Please don't disappoint today. Netflix has already screwed me over enough.

Sincerely,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #155 on: August 12, 2008, 01:04:10 PM »
Dear Basil,

Where the hell were you? I waited for like ten hours.

lonely,

Jr.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #156 on: August 12, 2008, 02:37:29 PM »
Dear Junior,

Shut up and go watch Out of Sight.

Your friend,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2008, 02:41:54 PM »
Dear Basil,

Where the hell were you? I waited for like ten hours.

lonely,

Jr.

Dear Junior,

Shut up and go watch Out of Sight.

Your friend,

Basil


Dear Boys,

Is there something you need to be telling us?
You 2 carry on like...well...we are a diverse and accepting bunch. :P

Platonically,

Your fellow filmspotters
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #158 on: August 13, 2008, 12:35:28 AM »
Dear Hamlet 2 marketing team,

What makes you think people still like Napoleon Dynamite?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #159 on: August 13, 2008, 12:37:05 AM »
Dear Burn After Reading marketing team,

Thanks for trying to make the Coen Brothers a household name.

Wishing you the best of luck,

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