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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #160 on: August 13, 2008, 12:39:07 AM »
Dear Hamlet 2 marketing team,

What makes you think people still like Napoleon Dynamite?

Confused,

Basil

Never did like it.
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« Reply #161 on: August 13, 2008, 12:40:40 AM »
Dear iTunes,

I knew that you would make Groundhog Day the $.99 movie of the week today just because I shelled out the $3 yesterday, but I still hate you for it.

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« Reply #162 on: August 13, 2008, 12:42:08 AM »
That's actually kind of funny.
-Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.

-James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

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« Reply #163 on: August 13, 2008, 12:44:54 AM »
That's actually kind of funny.

Yeah, I mean, I literally sat there for 5 minutes before deciding to rent it, thinking to myself "you know, I bet this will become the $.99 movie of the week tomorrow. I should definitely wait.  I have that feeling that it's gonna happen. I'm almost positive. Ok. I'm definitely gonna wait."

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« Reply #164 on: August 13, 2008, 12:51:46 AM »
That's actually kind of funny.

Yeah, I mean, I literally sat there for 5 minutes before deciding to rent it, thinking to myself "you know, I bet this will become the $.99 movie of the week tomorrow. I should definitely wait.  I have that feeling that it's gonna happen. I'm almost positive. Ok. I'm definitely gonna wait."

Click.

I feel for you man. It's like when I chuck out 25-30 dollars for those 2-disc special editions only to see the same darn edition in some kind of '2 for 30 dollars' sale a couple weeks later. It's happened more than once.
-Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.

-James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #165 on: August 13, 2008, 08:24:26 AM »
Dear JTT,
Grow up and realize you'll never amount to anything.  You're a selfish bastard incapable of love.
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It's like I've waited my whole life, for this one night.  It's gon' be me you and the dance floor.  We've only got one night.  Double your pleasure, double your fun.  And dance forever.

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« Reply #166 on: August 13, 2008, 02:59:32 PM »
Dear Sexy Jesus,

Rock Me.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #167 on: August 13, 2008, 04:22:20 PM »
Dear Delta Airlines:

If you want people to tell you when your employees may be engaging in fraudulent activities, you might consider making it easier to reach your corporate security department and actually speak to a human being.

Just sayin,
Colleen

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #168 on: August 13, 2008, 04:29:06 PM »
Dear Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson,


Don't screw with the franchise again. Stay on the course you've chosen to take with my buddy Craig.

Thanks.
-Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.

-James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #169 on: August 13, 2008, 07:19:54 PM »
Dear Taran Noah Smith,

Now that JTT has fallen into such disfavor, it's totally time to make your move.  Go for it!  Prove them all wrong!

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