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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #190 on: August 18, 2008, 11:41:08 PM »
Dear frozenhamster,

It's hampster from now on. Good job.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #191 on: August 18, 2008, 11:47:55 PM »
Dear makers of Guitar Hero,

Quick creating zombies, will you?


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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #192 on: August 18, 2008, 11:57:35 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

Want to come over tonight? Marty's not around and I know how much you love fried cheese.


Pre-heating,

A

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #193 on: August 18, 2008, 11:57:52 PM »
Dear dreams,

I know we weren't on very good terms last night, but can't we just get along?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #194 on: August 19, 2008, 08:37:36 AM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

I made Sausage McMuffins for breakfast today - your favorite...

Where are you?

Are you with her again? :'(

Anxiously,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #195 on: August 19, 2008, 01:00:50 PM »
Dear Steampunk,

Please die.  I'm so incredibly sick of reading about you on BoingBoing.

Love,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #196 on: August 19, 2008, 01:13:06 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

I had so much fun last night. You made me feel warm deep inside.

Burning for you,

A


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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #197 on: August 19, 2008, 01:52:32 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux-

I don't care that you have long since left me for A and M. 

I have a strong relationship with Prevacid, and I am happy.

Good Luck,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #198 on: August 19, 2008, 02:01:34 PM »
AR,

Your cruelty knows no bounds.
Haven't I been a naughty boy?
Where is my pain?

Painless,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #199 on: August 19, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux-

I don't care that you have long since left me for A and M. 

I have a strong relationship with Prevacid, and I am happy.

Good Luck,

ses

AR,

If you want to get all of us together...

I'd be up for that.

Hopefully,

~M
Hey, nice marmot!

 

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