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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #210 on: August 26, 2008, 09:15:06 PM »
Dear Donovan McNabb-

Please don't get hurt or suck this year.

Thanks,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #211 on: August 26, 2008, 10:15:46 PM »
Dear Donovan McNabb-

Please don't get hurt or suck this year.

Thanks,
Fantasy Sports Loser

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #212 on: August 27, 2008, 09:25:00 AM »
Dear dreams-

Why must you be so crazy?

Can't you just let me sleep one night in peace.

Exhaustedly yours,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #213 on: August 27, 2008, 01:11:27 PM »
Dear group projects,

I think I'm in love with you.

Sincerely,

Optimistic student
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #214 on: August 27, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »
Dear Talk-Shitter,

You are a repulsive human being.

Sincerely,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #215 on: August 27, 2008, 01:15:22 PM »
Dear Basil,

Was that inverse synecdoche?  That is, is it actually the cute girl in your group that you're maybe possibly in love with, rather than the group projects themselves?

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« Reply #216 on: August 27, 2008, 01:17:31 PM »
Dear pixote,

I hate you both for your use of the word synecdoche and your creepily accurate intuition.

-Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #217 on: August 27, 2008, 03:46:32 PM »
Dear AR,

I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding, but I don't think I sent you a "Be My Friend" invitation.

I think can each live up to our best potential if we live separately.

No hard feelings,
OAD

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #218 on: August 27, 2008, 03:52:44 PM »
Dear AR,

Aren't A and M enough for you.

Leave OAD alone!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #219 on: August 27, 2008, 04:19:10 PM »
Dear AR,

You dawg!
Why you hogging all the pretty babies?

Lata playa,

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