Dear Scar-Jo,
CINECAST! you. Take your stupid blonde hair, big tits, political ass-kissing, dumbass boyfriend of the week, and your eroding acting skills back to the CINECAST!ing salon. Me and you are done!
Sincerely,
Your ex-boyfriend/ex-fan.
P.S.
If the old version of the Lost in Translation/Ghost World/Girl with a Pearl Earring is still around. Call me.