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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #220 on: August 27, 2008, 05:28:20 PM »
Dear Facebook,

Try to not be so corny.

Annoyed, Edgar
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #221 on: August 27, 2008, 05:30:00 PM »
Dear Aston Martin,

Thank you for...you know...existing

Amazed, Edgar.
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-James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #222 on: August 27, 2008, 05:34:41 PM »
Dear Ezra Brooks,

You're a lot smoother than I remembered!

Cheers!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #223 on: August 27, 2008, 05:44:00 PM »
Dear faceboy,

I hope you find Montreal to your liking.

welcome, Edgar.
-Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire.

-James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #224 on: August 27, 2008, 06:08:22 PM »
Dear Idaho,
Yes, that name sounds mysterious.  But I'm just writing you a thank you note here, mostly because I don't know where or how I could write a thank you note that is cool enough to thank you, so this will have to suffice.  And you're awesome btw, in case you didn't know that. 
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #225 on: August 27, 2008, 06:35:59 PM »
Dear Hillary,

thank you.
What? What are you talking about? It's girls and spaghetti. We love girls and spaghetti.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #226 on: August 27, 2008, 08:34:02 PM »
Dear Tori Amos,

Thanks for Little Earthquakes and your sexy, pixie-like weirdness.

With happy ears,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #227 on: August 28, 2008, 01:01:20 AM »
Dear Metallica,

Let this album be better than St. Anger!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #228 on: August 28, 2008, 10:59:43 PM »
Dear Scar-Jo,

CINECAST! you.  Take your stupid blonde hair, big tits, political ass-kissing, dumbass boyfriend of the week, and your eroding acting skills back to the CINECAST!ing salon.  Me and you are done! 

Sincerely,


Your ex-boyfriend/ex-fan.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #229 on: August 29, 2008, 01:55:31 AM »
Dear Scar-Jo,

CINECAST! you.  Take your stupid blonde hair, big tits, political ass-kissing, dumbass boyfriend of the week, and your eroding acting skills back to the CINECAST!ing salon.  Me and you are done! 

Sincerely,


Your ex-boyfriend/ex-fan.

P.S.

If the old version of the Lost in Translation/Ghost World/Girl with a Pearl Earring is still around.  Call me. 

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