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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #270 on: September 15, 2008, 05:15:42 PM »
Dear Infection,

I hate you. I hate you and all your symptoms. There is no chance for redemption. There will be no Christmas card.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #271 on: September 15, 2008, 05:30:20 PM »
Dear Infection,

I hate you. I hate you and all your symptoms. There is no chance for redemption. There will be no Christmas card.

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The Clap?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #272 on: September 15, 2008, 07:02:17 PM »
Dear Infection,

I hate you. I hate you and all your symptoms. There is no chance for redemption. There will be no Christmas card.

face

The Clap?
Nah, that's easy to diagnose.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #273 on: September 15, 2008, 09:02:32 PM »
Dear _Keith_,

Thanks for making me laugh. I needed that.

Now feeling a little better,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #274 on: September 15, 2008, 09:07:41 PM »
Dear Playstation 3,

Stop being so expensive

Sincerely and wishing you were in my living room,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #275 on: September 15, 2008, 09:09:44 PM »
Dear Edgar,

Good luck with that.

Playing my Xbox 360 for mad cheap,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #276 on: September 16, 2008, 01:49:23 AM »
Dear Steven,

Thanks for inspiring me once again. I think I'll do my screenwriting homework now.

Your #1 fan,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #277 on: September 16, 2008, 09:42:19 AM »
Dear Qantas,

After flying AlItalia I promised never to badmouth you again.  But now that you've cancelled our noon flight and bumped us to a midnight flight, I'm taking it back.  You suck!

Your unhappy frequent flier,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #278 on: September 16, 2008, 09:58:34 AM »
Dear Face's mucus,

Be gone!

Always there for you,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #279 on: September 16, 2008, 10:49:35 AM »
Dear Immune System,

Um, there is no mucus. Maybe this is part of the problem. Take a look around and reevaluate. I've given you Cipro as armament.

Just trying to help,
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