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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #280 on: September 16, 2008, 11:10:33 AM »
Dear David Cronenberg,

Could you put a monster in your next movie?

wondering, but still very satisfied with your work,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #281 on: September 16, 2008, 11:18:30 AM »
Dear lotrsamnumbers,

Seriously? You actually thought that The Hottie and the Nottie was a silent film? Seriously?

And never use wikipedia as an argument in an online conversation.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #282 on: September 16, 2008, 12:24:49 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

Now that Zantac has (temporarily) left me I see that you have been creepin around again.
I am tired of being burned by you.

Look for Pepto Bismo,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #283 on: September 16, 2008, 12:58:51 PM »
Dear M,

You totally know what turns me on. You can't expect me to sit by and watch as you put extra cheese sauce on that. If you insist on teasing me, don't be surprised if I creep up on you. I can't change what I am.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #284 on: September 16, 2008, 04:19:28 PM »
Dear bro,

Don't tase me.

Fearful,

Basil
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #285 on: September 16, 2008, 04:21:33 PM »
Dear bro,

Don't tase me.

Fearful,

Basil
I'm gonna tase you bro!
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #286 on: September 17, 2008, 09:44:02 PM »
Hey,

I want you.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #287 on: September 17, 2008, 10:38:02 PM »
To want me?
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #288 on: September 17, 2008, 10:41:48 PM »
Dear Shakespeare,

You are so much more awesome than I thought you were. And I had a pretty high opinion of you already.

Big fan,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #289 on: September 17, 2008, 10:42:16 PM »
AR,

I need you to need me.

~M
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