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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #450 on: January 30, 2009, 08:03:57 AM »
Dear ZSnyder,

300 sucked because of your terrible story-telling and visual techniques used within and you're inability to use burly gay-men to your advantage. That's all your fault.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #451 on: January 30, 2009, 09:35:35 AM »
Dear Filmspotters,

What's the matter with burly gay men?
I happen to have a lot of burly gay friends.
They're great gals!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #452 on: January 30, 2009, 10:28:50 AM »
Dear Filmspotters,

I will kick you all into the bottomless pit for your insults and you will fall in a kinda visionary slow-motion-y way and $0 million worth of  opening weekend viewers will explode in thunderous applesauce.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #453 on: January 30, 2009, 10:35:28 AM »
Dear Filmspotters,

What's the matter with burly gay men?
I happen to have a lot of burly gay friends.
They're great gals!

~M
It's not the burly gay men that are at fault with 300. That was the GOOD part of the movie. The failure was in the application of said beefcake in the movie.

Or maybe it was that the movie was so bad that even burly gay men couldn't save it. Which is a sad fact indeed.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #454 on: January 30, 2009, 10:39:30 AM »
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #455 on: January 30, 2009, 10:42:57 AM »
Dear ZSnyder,

300 sucked because of your terrible story-telling and visual techniques used within and you're inability to use burly gay-men to your advantage. That's all your fault.

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One would think that burly gay men would at least provide some comical relief or something.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #456 on: January 30, 2009, 12:24:28 PM »
One would think that burly gay men would at least provide some comical relief or something.

I found the movie pretty laughable.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #457 on: January 30, 2009, 01:51:06 PM »
dear gman's dad,

Now that the year is over, I'd like to thank you for bringing your son to see Mr. Bean's holiday and Mamma Mia!. If not, then my film would have been on his worst of the year list.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #458 on: January 30, 2009, 03:36:17 PM »
dear gman's dad,

Now that the year is over, I'd like to thank you for bringing your son to see Mr. Bean's holiday and Mamma Mia!. If not, then my film would have been on his worst of the year list.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #459 on: January 30, 2009, 06:01:09 PM »
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