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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #550 on: March 02, 2009, 11:08:55 AM »
Dear patient XXX,

There is a direct correlation between you taking a swing at the nurse, and you being tied up to the bed.  I know crystal meth is a fun hobby, but all good things in moderation.

your loving caretaker,


I’ve lied to men who wear belts. I’ve lied to men who wear suspenders. But I’d never be so stupid as to lie to a man who wears both a belt and suspenders.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #551 on: March 03, 2009, 01:27:58 AM »
Dear Canadian television programmers,

Stop playing Cube. I know you have quotas to fill, but I'd rather see anything else than Cube for the 156th time.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #552 on: March 03, 2009, 01:43:57 AM »
Dear Canadian television programmers,

Stop playing Cube. I know you have quotas to fill, but I'd rather see anything else than Cube for the 156th time.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #553 on: March 03, 2009, 12:48:16 PM »
Dear Canadian television programmers,

Stop playing Cube. I know you have quotas to fill, but I'd rather see anything else than Cube for the 156th time.

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Movie Network ftw!
If only it were just them.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #554 on: March 05, 2009, 11:43:15 AM »
Dear Random Gash in My Shin,

Where the f—k did you come from?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #555 on: March 05, 2009, 01:58:37 PM »
Dear Random Gash in My Shin,

Where the f—k did you come from?

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UPI?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #556 on: March 05, 2009, 02:04:41 PM »
I'm going definition 1 over definition 3.  It was close though.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #557 on: March 09, 2009, 11:39:38 AM »
Dear Digestive System,

It was fun at first. You kept me home reading for two days. I vomited like a fire hydrant opened in the Bronx on a hot summer day. I got to sleep on the couch with sheets and blankets from the spare bedroom like I was twelve again. You know, laughs.

But now it's getting old. I'd really love to eat a spicy or rich food again without fear of shitting myself. I would love for you to stop moaning pathetically in the middle of business meetings.

Straighten up, mister. You're trying my paitence.

Sincerely,
Alex
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #558 on: March 09, 2009, 03:13:06 PM »
Dear Digestive System,

It was fun at first. You kept me home reading for two days. I vomited like a fire hydrant opened in the Bronx on a hot summer day. I got to sleep on the couch with sheets and blankets from the spare bedroom like I was twelve again. You know, laughs.

But now it's getting old. I'd really love to eat a spicy or rich food again without fear of shitting myself. I would love for you to stop moaning pathetically in the middle of business meetings.

Straighten up, mister. You're trying my paitence.

Sincerely,
Alex

That was nearly poetry.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #559 on: March 09, 2009, 04:32:41 PM »
Dear Digestive System,

It was fun at first. You kept me home reading for two days. I vomited like a fire hydrant opened in the Bronx on a hot summer day. I got to sleep on the couch with sheets and blankets from the spare bedroom like I was twelve again. You know, laughs.

But now it's getting old. I'd really love to eat a spicy or rich food again without fear of shitting myself. I would love for you to stop moaning pathetically in the middle of business meetings.

Straighten up, mister. You're trying my paitence.

Sincerely,
Alex

That was nearly poetry.

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