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St. Martin the Bald

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #740 on: July 29, 2009, 02:14:57 PM »
Dear Motivation and Intitiative,

Please come back to me...things just aren't the same since you left. My good friend Job may leave if you don't get back here.

Thx,

M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #741 on: July 29, 2009, 02:16:21 PM »
Dear M,

Mwhahahahahahaha.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #742 on: July 29, 2009, 02:52:45 PM »
Dear sriracha,

You stay fresh forever, but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it. I'd love to know how far your powers reach, but perhaps man was not meant to find out.

Love you,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #743 on: July 29, 2009, 05:15:32 PM »
Dear sriracha,

You stay fresh forever, but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it. I'd love to know how far your powers reach, but perhaps man was not meant to find out.

Love you,
face

Rooster sauce?!? We love the stuff!  Singapore Street Noodles!  Its power reaches at least far enough to include us.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #744 on: July 29, 2009, 05:19:59 PM »
Dear sriracha,

You stay fresh forever, but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it. I'd love to know how far your powers reach, but perhaps man was not meant to find out.

Love you,
face

Rooster sauce?!? We love the stuff!  Singapore Street Noodles!  Its power reaches at least far enough to include us.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #745 on: July 29, 2009, 05:23:38 PM »
but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it.
How long do you need? We go through it like it's ketchup.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #746 on: July 29, 2009, 05:36:48 PM »
Dear Bob Dylan,

I'm sorry, but Mason Jennings sings the Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll better then you. It's just not your song.

You're still a genius.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #747 on: July 29, 2009, 11:24:58 PM »
Dear Marilyn Manson...

You're even more pathetic than ever.  Fighting with an online blog because they've been questioning your cred lately and not to mention that you're still more CINECAST!ed up than ever.  It's amazing, I saw you live 13 years ago and you were pretty damn amazing.  Now look at you.  You can barely sing your songs, you can't even remember your lyrics and you've become more intoxicated by drugs and alcohol.  Speaking as a former fan.  This is what I need to say.  Grow up, get your shit together, and stop being a CINECAST!ing clown.  It's not funny anymore.

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So you liked him before he was a clown and wasted?  You guys go to the same daycare ?

I became a fan of when his first record came out because he was a protege of Trent Reznor.  He made some good records but then.  He took his rock star thing way too seriously.  He said things about Trent Reznor that were very unkind though Reznor did really do things to Manson that weren't cool.  He put himself in the same magazine cover with CINECAST!ing Fred Durst.  He was making music that wasn't very good and then he was doing things that are just horrible and alienated pretty much his original audience.  His new record is OK but not much worth cheering about.  His drug and alcohol abuse is taking its toll and now he's fighting the Buddyhead blog.  A blog that often does lot of exaggerating stories that aren't meant to be taken seriously and Manson wants to kill a guy named Meathead who does some work for the NIN Hotline. 

This new incident makes it clear that a lot of former Manson fans are now shaking their head in disapproval and is amazed how big he's falling.  Now there's rumors that this will probably Manson's last tour because he's unable to deliver great performances anymore to the frustrations of his backing band.  I stopped becoming a fan in 2002-2003 because he became more of a gimmick and such.  Now he's just pathetic. 
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #748 on: July 30, 2009, 12:02:58 AM »
but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it.
How long do you need? We go through it like it's ketchup.
That's what I was saying. It never lasts more than a couple weeks. And we keep the original rooster sauce along with the chili garlic and the sambal oelek in the house at all times.
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #749 on: July 30, 2009, 12:50:00 AM »
but never last long enough for me to take advantage of it.
How long do you need? We go through it like it's ketchup.
That's what I was saying. It never lasts more than a couple weeks. And we keep the original rooster sauce along with the chili garlic and the sambal oelek in the house at all times.
Gotcha.
There's no deceit in the cauliflower.

 

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