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'Noke

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #840 on: September 14, 2009, 02:01:34 PM »
dear Mononoke,

Stop hanging yourself on this. Get over yourself. You're obssesing. It's not good for you.

Looking out for you,

Mononoke
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alexarch

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #841 on: September 14, 2009, 02:12:25 PM »
Dear Mononoke,

The voices aren't real; they're inside your head. Only you can hear them. Also, the black dogs with blood on their fangs trying to steal your manuscripts are not real. The angels on the ceiling stabbing the snakes with a sharpened cross? Yeah. Those are real. You should definitely run away from those.

Love,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #842 on: September 14, 2009, 02:18:44 PM »
dear guy in the queue at lunch wearing a tie with a tshirt,

yeah, but no

-FP
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #843 on: September 14, 2009, 03:54:22 PM »
Dear makers of the Slap Chop,

1 hard boiled egg, a tiny pickle, a green onion, and 2 grams of ham, chopped up and laying on a cutting board is not a breakfast to go... it's not even a breakfast period.

Hungrily yours,
smirnoff

St. Martin the Bald

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #844 on: September 15, 2009, 12:50:24 AM »
Dear AR,

Thanks for crashing my party tonight.
So not cool coming in with Chorizo Burrito - you were not invited.
No means no!

Burning,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #845 on: September 15, 2009, 12:55:29 AM »
Dear Kanye,

Thanks for justifying me not buying any of your albums.
It takes a hella big dose of douchebaggery to get me to take Taylor Swift's side - so congrats to you.
Please take your place next to Axel Rose in the douchebag hall of fame.
Welcome to the real world.

Much respect,

~St_M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #846 on: September 15, 2009, 01:43:19 AM »
dear kanye west,

keep being awesome

roujin

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #847 on: September 15, 2009, 01:50:07 AM »
dear kanye west,

keep being awesome

roujin

I cant stand taylor swift's music but nobody could really think what he did was "awesome". Give me a break. I feel bad for you if you actually thought it was awesome.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #848 on: October 12, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »
Dear Everyone Around Me,

Thanks for getting yourself into trouble.

Love,
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'Noke

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #849 on: October 16, 2009, 05:05:37 PM »
Dear sleep.

I'm sorry, we'll spend some quality time tomorrow night. Tonight I have to do something else.

'Noke./
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.