Dear dogs:
I appreciate the stellar service you do in barking to warn us of, and chase away, the following dangerous things:
--the mailtruck
--the UPS truck
--the lady from around the corner walking her Pekinese
--random leaves
--squirrels
--the cat who sits on the porch to taunt you
However, I note that all four of you failed to take note of or bark at the person who entered my vehicle in the wee hours of Sunday morning and made off with my car radio. Tyler, you are 14, blind and possibly going deaf, and sleeping in a room toward the back of the house. You are excused.
Sugar and Joey, you are partially excused since you were also in a back bedroom. Though that doesn't seem to stop you from hearing everything from the above list except for the cat.
Kingsley, I'm very very disappointed. You were in the living room. You have created a hole in the dining room blinds exactly the size of your head specifically so you check on comings and goings in our driveway. Yet you apparently slept through the entire incident.
I'm putting my foot down now. The next time you destroy the sofa, we aren't going to get you a new one.