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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #880 on: November 04, 2009, 01:57:55 AM »
Nah, he lurks late at night, reads all the posts he missed, then goes back into his cave.  I can see him out there.

If he was smart he'd create a new account so he could lurk and post while maintaining the illusion that he had truly left for an extended period.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #881 on: November 04, 2009, 02:46:03 AM »
Nah, he lurks late at night, reads all the posts he missed, then goes back into his cave.  I can see him out there.

If he was smart he'd create a new account so he could lurk and post while maintaining the illusion that he had truly left for an extended period.

Has anyone seen 'Noke and ABRogers in the same place at the same time?  I'm just sayin  ;)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #882 on: November 05, 2009, 01:25:34 AM »
Nah, he lurks late at night, reads all the posts he missed, then goes back into his cave.  I can see him out there.

If he was smart he'd create a new account so he could lurk and post while maintaining the illusion that he had truly left for an extended period.

Has anyone seen 'Noke and ABRogers in the same place at the same time?  I'm just sayin  ;)

Has anyone seen Froham or Rhino in the same place and the same time?  ;)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #883 on: November 05, 2009, 06:06:24 AM »
Dear Parents Television Council,

This agression will not stand!

Grr,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #884 on: November 05, 2009, 08:17:29 AM »
Dear Parents Television Council,

This agression will not stand!

Grr,
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I'm sorry, pix. I had to give up watching Gossip Girl a couple episodes ago. I feel it's gotten pretty stale. I suppose that's the price for creating a show in which it's hard-to-impossible to really care about any of the characters.

At least The O.C. had characters I was invested in, and that was able to get me through some substandard plotlines.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #885 on: November 10, 2009, 09:14:25 PM »
Dear pix:

Please keep your dirty dreams to yourself.  This is a family forum.  Or at least relatively clean.

Pastor Steve, aka the Society for Undermining Mathematical Theories (SMUT)

I had a dream about PV=nRT the other night...

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #886 on: November 12, 2009, 06:31:21 PM »
Dear University of Minnesota,

It's true, I did express interest in the Humphrey Institute of Public Affairs. But that was a long time ago, so you need to stop inundating me with emails. I've moved on, so should you.

Sincerely,
matt the grad school tease
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #887 on: November 16, 2009, 02:06:48 PM »
Dear Diana Krall,

Your chafafah is delightful, truly delightful. And your aussen fay is inspired. Such delicacy and subtlety. But the frim-fram sauce is ultimately a failure, unfortanately. It arrived tepid and congealed, and it drowned those poor french fried potatoes and red-ripe tomatoes. It's a shame, really because I know how hard you worked on it.

Better luck next time,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #888 on: November 16, 2009, 02:15:41 PM »
Dear pix:

Please keep your dirty dreams to yourself.  This is a family forum.  Or at least relatively clean.

Pastor Steve, aka the Society for Undermining Mathematical Theories (SMUT)

I had a dream about PV=nRT the other night...

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #889 on: November 16, 2009, 02:33:35 PM »
queue fozzy bear-esque canned laughter

I laughed for real, but I feel dirty about it.  :)

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