Dear Diana Krall,
Your chafafah is delightful, truly delightful. And your aussen fay is inspired. Such delicacy and subtlety. But the frim-fram sauce is ultimately a failure, unfortanately. It arrived tepid and congealed, and it drowned those poor french fried potatoes and red-ripe tomatoes. It's a shame, really because I know how hard you worked on it.
Better luck next time,
Alex