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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #950 on: December 05, 2009, 11:03:36 PM »
Dear Bowl Championship Series,

Please work your beautiful black magic tomorrow and keep Texas out of Pasadena.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #951 on: December 06, 2009, 02:35:06 AM »
Dear matt the movie watcher,

What's your opinion of the last movies you've watched?  The people have a right to know.

Regards,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #952 on: December 07, 2009, 11:53:41 PM »
Dear matt the movie watcher,

What's your opinion of the last movies you've watched?  The people have a right to know.

Regards,

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #953 on: December 15, 2009, 05:56:39 AM »
Dear TAG Heuer,

To sever your relationship with Tiger Woods because he's a jackass would reflect a gross misunderstanding of your target market.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #954 on: December 15, 2009, 07:13:55 AM »
Dear TAG Heuer,

To sever your relationship with Tiger Woods because he's a jackass would reflect a gross misunderstanding of your target market.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #955 on: December 15, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
Dear Food Network,

Please kill Guy Fieri and give his body to Ina Garten so that she can make a lovely feast for all her Hampton Gays. Call it The Cook and the Frosted-Tipped, Sunburned, Loudmouth Fatass, and you can style it a lá The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Shiny, plastic, monochromatic rooms and place-settings. Costumes by Gaultier. Crystal and furnishings by Nambe and Lalique. Music by the deepest NYC DJ in collaboration with Philip Glass.

I want this.

Thanks,
Alex

« Last Edit: December 15, 2009, 03:00:33 PM by alexarch »

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #956 on: December 19, 2009, 06:46:55 PM »
Dear Filmspotters,

I am about to drive almost 4000km just so I can spend the christmas break with in-laws. I wish there could at least be a closed amusement park at the other end......flieger can you please feed the snake.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #957 on: December 19, 2009, 09:42:52 PM »
Dear Everyone,

Thanks for being here.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #958 on: December 19, 2009, 10:27:35 PM »
Dear Delta,

Please take a look around.  I think someone left a phone off the hook by mistake.

Thanks.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #959 on: December 19, 2009, 11:30:33 PM »
Dear Marty,

Could you get me an inappropriate sexual advance for xmas?

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