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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #960 on: December 19, 2009, 10:27:35 PM »
Dear Delta,

Please take a look around.  I think someone left a phone off the hook by mistake.

Thanks.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #961 on: December 19, 2009, 11:30:33 PM »
Dear Marty,

Could you get me an inappropriate sexual advance for xmas?

Thanks hon,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #962 on: December 19, 2009, 11:55:38 PM »
Dear Face,

I find it hard to imagine any sexual advance you would find inappropriate... :D

All my love,

~M
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #963 on: December 20, 2009, 12:22:39 AM »
There is such a thing as an inappropriate sexual advance?  Crazy talk in this thread! ;D

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #964 on: December 20, 2009, 03:13:54 AM »
There is such a thing as an inappropriate sexual advance?  Crazy talk in this thread! ;D

of course there is. lets role-play - you be the altar boy and I'll be the vicar.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #965 on: December 20, 2009, 10:57:10 AM »
There is such a thing as an inappropriate sexual advance?  Crazy talk in this thread! ;D

of course there is. lets role-play - you be the altar boy and I'll be the vicar.


oh fun!  ;)

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #966 on: December 20, 2009, 12:23:18 PM »
I've got the wafers and the incense!
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #967 on: December 31, 2009, 08:53:14 PM »
Dear CIA Director Panetta,

Looks like you're going to have to take one for the team.

What a bunch of f_k-ups !

Yours sincerely,
Citizen of the USA
Texan Down Under

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #968 on: January 03, 2010, 02:31:13 AM »
Dear Bill,

Is Bill short for William or Billaim? Please say it's Billiam.

your friend,
smirnoffiam

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #969 on: January 03, 2010, 03:21:11 AM »
Dear Mr. Wiseman,

Please make a film about a porn company so I can shake up my top three films of all time.

Thanks in advance!

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