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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #980 on: January 14, 2010, 08:55:32 PM »
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #981 on: January 14, 2010, 11:53:41 PM »
Dear Camden,

Thanks so much for not destroying the wife and I today. We really appreciate our middle class lives and not being crushed by your crime and poverty. I hope wrestling power back from the incompetent state controllers really helps.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #982 on: January 16, 2010, 01:04:36 AM »
Dear duder,

No sight nor sound of you in while. Your duderness brings balance to the force.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #983 on: January 21, 2010, 04:54:11 PM »
Dear interior decorators,

When you karate chop the edge of a standing throw pillow — you know, how you guys like to do — you make it look like a fortune cookie. I have a hard enough time with the throw pillow itself, but when you make it look like a giant Chinese confection, it sets my teeth to vibrating.

Please don't do this. And, for the love of God, please don't start designing throw pillows with the fortune cookie crease actually built into the structure of the thing.

Sincerely,
Alex
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #984 on: January 21, 2010, 04:58:31 PM »
Dear interior decorators,

When you karate chop the edge of a standing throw pillow — you know, how you guys like to do — you make it look like a fortune cookie. I have a hard enough time with the throw pillow itself, but when you make it look like a Chinese confection, it sets my teeth to vibrating.

Please don't do this. And, for the love of God, please don't start designing throw pillows with the fortune cookie crease actually built into the structure of the thing.

Sincerely,
Alex


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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #985 on: January 21, 2010, 05:01:03 PM »
Dear interior decorators,

When you karate chop the edge of a standing throw pillow — you know, how you guys like to do — you make it look like a fortune cookie. I have a hard enough time with the throw pillow itself, but when you make it look like a giant Chinese confection, it sets my teeth to vibrating.

Please don't do this. And, for the love of God, please don't start designing throw pillows with the fortune cookie crease actually built into the structure of the thing.

Sincerely,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #986 on: January 22, 2010, 10:44:01 PM »
Dear Internet...

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #987 on: January 22, 2010, 10:48:57 PM »
Dear Internet...

You beat me to it. Jerk.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #988 on: January 22, 2010, 10:49:31 PM »

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