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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #990 on: January 24, 2010, 04:00:25 AM »
Heh, this thread was the first thing I thought of, too.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #991 on: January 28, 2010, 04:28:39 AM »
Dear Fat Kid at Burger King,

why did you have to hold up the entire line for ages whilst you pointed out a microscopic piece of lettuce sitting on your chicken burger. Ok, so perhaps you ordered it without lettuce. We all needed a magnifying glass to be able to see it. You really could have eaten it. It may have done you some good. Afterward you could go for a jog around the park!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #992 on: February 04, 2010, 05:17:40 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

We have gone quite a while with the present agreement working for both of us. Now you want to break the truce and invade my stomach - wtf?

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #993 on: February 06, 2010, 06:51:11 PM »
Dear Acid Reflux,

We have gone quite a while with the present agreement working for both of us. Now you want to break the truce and invade my stomach - wtf?

~M

You sure you didn't compromise the agreement by sneaking in a midnight Ben and Jerrys run?
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #994 on: February 09, 2010, 02:22:38 AM »
Dear DrKimble,

I miss you. I wish I knew how to quit you. Please post again.

Love,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #995 on: February 09, 2010, 10:10:02 AM »
Awww :)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #996 on: February 10, 2010, 10:05:46 AM »
Dear DrKimble,

I miss you. I wish I knew how to quit you. Please post again.

Love,
flieger.
I miss you too buddy, I miss you too. I had a couple of busy months plus I spent three weeks with Ubergeekygirl and the forums weren't too high on my 'to do' list. Rest assured that I do miss the forums and in particular your silly ass. Get that picture association threat in shape ... the day of my return is nigh.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #997 on: February 10, 2010, 01:53:45 PM »

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #998 on: February 10, 2010, 01:56:48 PM »
Dear facebook,

No, I will not join your group. Very sorry. Actually, I'm not.

'noke.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #999 on: February 10, 2010, 02:00:15 PM »
[noembed]Dear Bono,

Yah, It's pretty cool when you started running around the circle in the middle of the audience, but I rode a CINECAST!ing bike while playing a song, so I kinda win.

Love,
Peter Gabriel[/noembed]
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.