Dear Fat Kid at Burger King,
why did you have to hold up the entire line for ages whilst you pointed out a microscopic piece of lettuce sitting on your chicken burger. Ok, so perhaps you ordered it without lettuce. We all needed a magnifying glass to be able to see it. You really could have eaten it. It may have done you some good. Afterward you could go for a jog around the park!
From,
Impatient and hungry