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DrKimble

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1070 on: May 19, 2010, 08:13:19 AM »
Dear Clovis;

You sir are a moron. Good job on dropping that coffee cup on your laptop screen thereby leaving a giant crack down the middle. You didnt need that $100 anyway.

signed;

You suck!

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I sense a lot of self hatred here, mkay. Ok everybody, take this seriously, mkay? The coffee is a metaphor (mkay?) and the crack in the screen is a symbol.

Alright, seriously now: For the past five minutes I was trying to figure out how a laptop would have to be placed in order for a falling cup to crack the screen. I don't understand. I'm confused. I give up.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1071 on: May 19, 2010, 11:06:33 AM »
Yea, I wasn't going to ask but I wondered that as well.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1072 on: May 19, 2010, 06:36:51 PM »
Laptop sitting on floor open
+
Me sitting on couch
+
Me needing more coffee
+
Girlfriend laying across legs
+
Getting tickled while I get up
=
broken laptop

It's simple math really.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1073 on: May 19, 2010, 07:20:16 PM »
Laptop sitting on floor open
+
Me sitting on couch
+
Me needing more coffee
+
Girlfriend laying across legs
+
Getting tickled while I get up
=
broken laptop

It's simple math really.


My fantasy has been ruined!!



they are soooo going to fall. I hope they didn't put a laptop....oops!
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1074 on: May 20, 2010, 02:09:09 AM »
Laptop sitting on floor open
+
Me sitting on couch
+
Me needing more coffee
+
Girlfriend laying across legs
+
Getting tickled while I get up
=
broken laptop

It's simple math really.

In my head it's your girlfriend and not the cup that falls on the laptop and breaks it. I think the cup is being framed for a crime it didn't commit but your home is outside of my jurisdiction, there's nothing I can do. Just know I'm keeping an eye on this. I'm watching you, mister.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1075 on: May 27, 2010, 05:29:48 PM »
Dear Joy Division,

Where have you been all my life?

Missed you,
oad

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1076 on: May 27, 2010, 08:21:03 PM »
Dear OAD,

Glad to see you've seen the light.

'Noke
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1077 on: May 27, 2010, 09:49:59 PM »
Boy-

Stop being attractive

-Girl
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1078 on: May 27, 2010, 10:03:03 PM »
Boy-

Stop being attractive

-Girl

right back at ya, girls

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1079 on: May 27, 2010, 10:04:23 PM »
Boy-

Stop being attractive

-Girl

right back at ya, girls
Seriously.

And quit wearing all those really short shorts.

K? Thanks.
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