Dear Clovis;
You sir are a moron. Good job on dropping that coffee cup on your laptop screen thereby leaving a giant crack down the middle. You didnt need that $100 anyway.
signed;
You suck!
I sense a lot of self hatred here, mkay. Ok everybody, take this seriously, mkay? The coffee is a metaphor (mkay?) and the crack in the screen is a symbol.
Alright, seriously now: For the past five minutes I was trying to figure out how a laptop would have to be placed in order for a falling cup to crack the screen. I don't understand. I'm confused. I give up.