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Clovis8

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1080 on: May 27, 2010, 10:08:20 PM »
Boy-

Stop being attractive

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right back at ya, girls
Seriously.

And quit wearing all those really short shorts.

K? Thanks.

um, quit? I am confused!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1081 on: May 27, 2010, 10:10:47 PM »
Obviously they should wear something...I'm just saying...it's distracting.  ::)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1082 on: May 27, 2010, 10:30:55 PM »
Obviously they should wear something...I'm just saying...it's distracting.  ::)

No, my point is short shorts should be mandated by law. :D

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1083 on: May 27, 2010, 10:43:12 PM »
Obviously they should wear something...I'm just saying...it's distracting.  ::)

No, my point is short shorts should be mandated by law. :D

You men and your constant shirtless basketball playing in the summer is just as distracting.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1084 on: May 27, 2010, 10:57:50 PM »
Obviously they should wear something...I'm just saying...it's distracting.  ::)

No, my point is short shorts should be mandated by law. :D
You know car accidents can be caused by short shorts...if you catch my drift.  ;)
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1085 on: May 28, 2010, 03:57:23 PM »
Dear Joy Division,

Where have you been all my life?

Missed you,
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1086 on: June 04, 2010, 09:23:34 AM »
Dear Los Angeles,

Frozen yogurt ≠ ice cream. Pinkberry ≠ Häagen-Dazs or Cold Stone or Marble Slab. Please stop sending us that shit. It is repulsive.

Kind regards,
Alex

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1087 on: June 04, 2010, 09:32:05 AM »
Mmmmm Pinkberry.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1088 on: June 04, 2010, 09:38:50 AM »

Dear D,

I noticed there's an empty seat next to me

and I was wondering why you're not in it  :'(

He made me feel like a third class witch doctor.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1089 on: June 04, 2010, 09:39:57 AM »
Dear Los Angeles,

Frozen yogurt > ice cream. Pinkberry > Häagen-Dazs or Cold Stone or Marble Slab. Please send us that shit. It is like THE BEST!

Kind regards,
Alex

Fixed!