Author Topic: An Open Letter to ...  (Read 101942 times)

tinyholidays

  • Elite Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3717
  • It's a hard world for little things.
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1090 on: June 04, 2010, 02:05:25 PM »
I want to live in a world where there is a place for both yummy fruit-topped frozen yogurt and ridiculously overpriced ice cream.
Not me. I want Pinkberry dead. I want Yogurteria dead. I want I Can't Believe It's Yogurt dead. I want anyone who enjoys any of that shit dead. I want their intestines pulled out of their bodies through their belly buttons and dried on coat hangers. Frozen yogurt is an offense to God.

Whoa.  :o

Good thing there's no god and therefore nothing to offend! Haha! Am I right, guys??

FroHam X

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 17792
  • “By any seeds necessary.”
    • justAtad
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1091 on: June 04, 2010, 02:10:27 PM »
"We didn't clean the hamster's cage, the hamster's cage cleaned us!"

Can't get enough FroHam? Read more of my musings at justAtad

FLYmeatwad

  • An Acronym
  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 27176
  • I am trying to impress myself. I have yet to do it
    • Processed Grass
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1092 on: June 04, 2010, 02:33:51 PM »
All types of yogurt are gross.

Bill Thompson

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 17562
  • DOOM!!!!
    • Bill's Movie Emporium
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1093 on: June 04, 2010, 02:57:05 PM »
Dear Filmspotters,

The month of June welcomes The Filmspotters Top Animated Films, please participate. That is all. Thank you.

Cheers,
Bill

alexarch

  • Godfather
  • ******
  • Posts: 6995
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1094 on: June 04, 2010, 04:25:44 PM »
I want to live in a world where there is a place for both yummy fruit-topped frozen yogurt and ridiculously overpriced ice cream.
Not me. I want Pinkberry dead. I want Yogurteria dead. I want I Can't Believe It's Yogurt dead. I want anyone who enjoys any of that shit dead. I want their intestines pulled out of their bodies through their belly buttons and dried on coat hangers. Frozen yogurt is an offense to God.
Good thing there's no god and therefore nothing to offend! Haha! Am I right, guys??
Obviously I was referring to the Judeo-Christian God. Siva, Odin and Diana are all on board. (Strangely, Artemis, Diana's Greek equivalent, makes a distinction between pre-millennial and post-millennial frozen yogurt shops. She's a-okay with I Can't Believe It's Yogurt and TCBY, but will soon turn the CEO of Pinkberry into a hairless mole.)
« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 04:27:27 PM by alexarch »

'Noke

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 11799
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1095 on: June 09, 2010, 04:00:33 AM »
Dear Glee fanatics,

If you really think the finale of Glee was so depressing, go and watch Buffy. When you finish The Body, call me.

love,
'Noke
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

Bill Thompson

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 17562
  • DOOM!!!!
    • Bill's Movie Emporium
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1096 on: June 09, 2010, 07:48:39 AM »
Dear Noke,

Two completely different episodes that were going for two different types of depressing emotion.

Cheers,
Bill

Emiliana

  • Elite Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2239
  • Life is a Cabaret!
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1097 on: June 09, 2010, 10:12:10 AM »
Dear Noke, dear Bill,

thank you very much for raising my expectations for the Glee finale to almost unbearable heights. Now I can't stop wondering what depressing things are going to happen...

(I'll probably have time to watch it tomorrow).

Love,
Em

Sam the Cinema Snob

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 24513
  • A Monkey with a Gun
    • Creative Criticism
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1098 on: June 09, 2010, 11:03:22 AM »
Oh yea, I forgot about that show. I might just keep on forgetting.  :-\

'Noke

  • Objectively Awesome
  • *****
  • Posts: 11799
Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1099 on: June 14, 2010, 08:46:28 PM »
Dear Vanity Fair,

When you do a list of the top 10 most stunning french actresses and don't include Juliette Binoche, you lose all validity. In everything.

Thanks,
'Noke
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.