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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1150 on: August 29, 2010, 10:08:27 PM »
Dear AMC,

I'm happy for your win and all - but there was really no need to spoil the Emmy's I was recording on another channel.  I mean, I watched your program live and this is the thanks I get?

Sincerely,
Suffering in the First World.

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1151 on: August 30, 2010, 07:25:02 AM »
Dear CNBC,

I may not know much about market fundamentals, but I'm pretty sure Roger Clemens isn't an important factor.

noff

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1152 on: August 30, 2010, 11:18:30 AM »
Dear Bondo:

My computer has a bumper sticker on it which says, "Jesus Christ: The beloved socialist hippie."

Not judging, just saying.

Steve
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1153 on: August 30, 2010, 01:15:15 PM »
I everyone loves hippies so much why did you all vote for Cartman in the TV Characters battle.
*grumble, grumble* >:(

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1154 on: August 30, 2010, 06:15:00 PM »
Dear A/C,

Please work.

Sincerely,
The guy sitting in the room

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1155 on: September 02, 2010, 08:13:42 PM »
Dear Forums,

I've been neglectful, but you know I do it all in love. Not steamy passion, love. Not lust, love. Not wanton acts of disregard for our mental and physical future. For love. But I'll be back real soon, so keep the tub warm, keep the candles burnin', and always, always, always keep the bottles frosty. Those aren't your tears running down your face at night, they are me smearing up your mascara.

From behind the steamed mirror,

FLYmeatwad

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1156 on: September 02, 2010, 08:21:58 PM »
The letter directly above deeply concerns me.  I think I know what it says about FLY.  But what does it say about the forum?  And do I really want to participate in this? 

This letter makes me feel dirty.  And the more FLY tries to convince me that it is not dirty, the more dirty I feel.  It all belongs in the out of context thread. 

Just kidding FLY.  I was entertained.
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1157 on: November 04, 2010, 05:18:38 PM »
Dear Forums,

I'm baaaaack! I missed you and I don't know why I was away so long. Forgive me?

Love,
UGG
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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1158 on: November 04, 2010, 05:22:39 PM »
Of course!

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Re: An Open Letter to ...
« Reply #1159 on: November 04, 2010, 05:23:22 PM »
Yay!
"Sometimes it's only madness that makes us what we are." - Batman

 

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