I think my next matchup is going to be
Kitchen (Ho Yim, 1997)
vs.
Days of Being Dumb (Sau Leung 'Blacky' Ko, 1992)
I've read the book that the first film is based on and as for the second, well, an imdb review called it "a hilarious parody of the film Days of Being Wild".. huh? And Tony Leung plays a loser?