I learned I am now a real live homeowner...lol..I am posting this everywhere because I never thought it would actually happen. I used to be a waaaay different person and about 7 yrs ago - my life was in ruins.
I really love this community here and everyone is invited to my place for a pool party.
Face - no naked swimming tho.
I learned that Marty's been a homeowner for less than 24 hours and he's already gone all conformist with the community standards and stuff. Pretty soon he'll be calling the neighborhood association to complain about someone's grass being too high.
Seriously, though, congrats Marty! It's a huge step! Forget marriage, there's nothing to make you feel like a grownup than signing a paper with a date 30 years away on it!