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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6100 on: December 03, 2009, 11:46:28 AM »
Someone has invented a bra that can, within 25 seconds, be transformed into TWO-- count them, two!-- gas masks.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6101 on: December 03, 2009, 12:05:46 PM »
Someone has invented a bra that can, within 25 seconds, be transformed into TWO-- count them, two!-- gas masks.



is this in case someone farts during foreplay?
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6102 on: December 03, 2009, 12:08:25 PM »

is this in case someone farts during foreplay?

That's one of many, many uses.  This could easily become a best seller.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6103 on: December 03, 2009, 12:11:10 PM »
It's much more marketable than the male equivalent.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6104 on: December 03, 2009, 12:16:59 PM »
So... A woman with smaller breasts ---> smaller cup size--->  smaller mask---> more women with smaller breasts die---> more larger-breasted women in the post-apocalyptic world.  I smell a conspiracy here.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6105 on: December 03, 2009, 12:24:17 PM »
So... A woman with smaller breasts ---> smaller cup size--->  smaller mask---> more women with smaller breasts die---> more larger-breasted women in the post-apocalyptic world.  I smell a conspiracy here.

Size of nose to size of breast ratio is very important in the post apocalyptic world.  

In that world, men would have a "decent" excuse to stare at a woman's chest.  "Sorry, I was just trying to see if your 'mask' would fit me, if necessary."
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6106 on: December 03, 2009, 12:25:08 PM »
So... A woman with smaller breasts ---> smaller cup size--->  smaller mask---> more women with smaller breasts die---> more larger-breasted women in the post-apocalyptic world.  I smell a conspiracy here.

Size of nose to size of breast ratio is very important in the post apocalyptic world. 

In that world, men would have a "descent" excuse to stare at a woman's chest.  "Sorry, I was just trying to see if your 'mask' would fit me, if necessary."

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6107 on: December 03, 2009, 01:56:48 PM »
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6108 on: December 03, 2009, 02:16:31 PM »
My usual approach of reading threads in reverse order is finally causing problems here.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6109 on: December 03, 2009, 02:27:01 PM »
My usual approach of reading threads in reverse order is finally causing problems here.

Don't you know to click the "new" button?
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