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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3830 on: August 11, 2009, 06:34:09 PM »
Who the Hell is Lady Gaga?

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3831 on: August 11, 2009, 06:37:03 PM »
Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block (with the bonus detail that it was the other New Kids' sperm)

Last time someone told me this, it was Jordan, not Joey.  But then Google also mentioned Donnie as a possibility.  Come on, pre-internet age, get your urban legends straight!

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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3832 on: August 11, 2009, 06:38:13 PM »
"Kickboxing. Sport of the future."

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3833 on: August 11, 2009, 06:40:56 PM »
Who the Hell is Lady Gaga?
To the deja vu thread!

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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3834 on: August 11, 2009, 06:42:00 PM »
Who the Hell is Lady Gaga?



I still have as little of an idea of who she is as is possible. All i know is the kids like her, and this news whether real or not will piss them off, so it's all good.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3835 on: August 11, 2009, 06:44:58 PM »
Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block (with the bonus detail that it was the other New Kids' sperm)

Last time someone told me this, it was Jordan, not Joey.  But then Google also mentioned Donnie as a possibility.  Come on, pre-internet age, get your urban legends straight!

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I just pulled Joey out of my ass (not literally), though I do remember my distraught NKOTB superfan friend in high school decrying the scurrilous whispers about the band's youngest member. Whether that's Joey or not, I do not know.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3836 on: August 11, 2009, 06:46:42 PM »
Most internet references I looked at said the rumor concerned "the lead singer" ... but I don't actually know who that is.

Oh, and I also learned that Jonathan is gay and that I shouldn't be surprised by this.  Whoever he is.

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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3837 on: August 11, 2009, 06:50:30 PM »
I remember the stomach pump nonsense being most closely association with Elton and Bowie. I don't know if I ever heard with the NKOTB fellas.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3838 on: August 11, 2009, 06:50:36 PM »
Who the Hell is Lady Gaga?
To the deja vu thread!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #3839 on: August 11, 2009, 10:00:43 PM »
Lady Gaga is apparently a hermaphrodite. Matters naught to me, but this will be good ammo to use against the kids, as they think she's insanely hot.
List of women celebrities that are supposedly men, or have been at one time, or thinking about it, or hermaphroditic according to urban legend:

Lady Gaga
Jamie Lee Curtis
Sandra Bullock
Ciara
Nicole Kidman

List of men celebrities that went to ____ hospital to have their stomach pumped, revealing they had had _____ (volume) of semen in their stomach:

Rod Stewart
Joey McIntyre from New Kids on the Block (with the bonus detail that it was the other New Kids' sperm)
Elton John
David Bowie
Mick Jagger
Andy Warhol

If you believe or pass these stories, it says more about your mother's sticky chromosomes than about the stars in question.

You should cross Bowie off that list because that never happened.  I have books and such.  As for the rest, I can't say if it was true or not though I do know that the urban legend over Rod Stewart did hurt his career even worse after he released that disco song. 
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