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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5060 on: October 09, 2009, 01:32:24 PM »
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Sadly I haven't even met the dog, I live 3 provinces away.  :'(

And provinces tend to be pretty big last I checked
"And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs" - Exodus 8:2 KJV
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5061 on: October 09, 2009, 03:40:21 PM »
A 140 lb, 5-5 butt nekkid woman, sufficiently high on some combination of unknown drug + psychiatric disorder, can take down a metal storm door and a solid wood front door of a house, if she wants to get in there badly enough.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5062 on: October 09, 2009, 03:47:25 PM »
My friend has a very uncanny ability for remembering birthdays.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5063 on: October 09, 2009, 03:51:25 PM »
A 140 lb, 5-5 butt nekkid woman, sufficiently high on some combination of unknown drug + psychiatric disorder, can take down a metal storm door and a solid wood front door of a house, if she wants to get in there badly enough.

I've always said "buck naked" and never thought it was "butt naked" but that makes more sense.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5064 on: October 09, 2009, 04:32:10 PM »
A 140 lb, 5-5 butt nekkid woman, sufficiently high on some combination of unknown drug + psychiatric disorder, can take down a metal storm door and a solid wood front door of a house, if she wants to get in there badly enough.

I've always said "buck naked" and never thought it was "butt naked" but that makes more sense.

Either is acceptable when discussing a complete state of undress.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5065 on: October 09, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »
A 140 lb, 5-5 butt nekkid woman, sufficiently high on some combination of unknown drug + psychiatric disorder, can take down a metal storm door and a solid wood front door of a house, if she wants to get in there badly enough.

I've always said "buck naked" and never thought it was "butt naked" but that makes more sense.

Either is acceptable when discussing a complete state of undress.

I believe "Buck Naked" was George Costanza's porn name of choice.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5066 on: October 09, 2009, 04:55:57 PM »
A 140 lb, 5-5 butt nekkid woman, sufficiently high on some combination of unknown drug + psychiatric disorder, can take down a metal storm door and a solid wood front door of a house, if she wants to get in there badly enough.

I've always said "buck naked" and never thought it was "butt naked" but that makes more sense.

Either is acceptable when discussing a complete state of undress.

I believe "Buck Naked" was George Costanza's porn name of choice.

All the more reason to go with "butt nekkid."  Pronounced like that.  Think of Jeff Foxworthy saying it.

WTF moment when reading the report from this call:  In the original narrative (the part of the report that the original responding officer writes, summarizing his/her actions on the call, and which is the only part that is routinely released to anyone who requests an incident report--everything else is supplements) the officer wrote that after they had gained control of the suspect and handcuffed her, "she was covered in a white sheet to protect her honor."

No joke.  I hope to hell a supervisor caught and fixed that before the report was finalized.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5067 on: October 09, 2009, 05:05:58 PM »
My friend has a very uncanny ability for remembering birthdays.
so does my partner - including teachers she had in elementary school 25 years ago.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5068 on: October 09, 2009, 05:09:04 PM »
I have an uncanny knack for forgetting them.  This post made me remember that I've forgotten my nephew's birthday and my parents' anniversary in the last week...

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5069 on: October 09, 2009, 07:29:08 PM »
People do think I am my brothers father. We were at Walmart and I grabbed his bag of items and put it in the cart to walk away. He didn't realize I did this and was looking for the bag when the cute cashier said, "Maybe your father took it?" He's 18, I'm 28, this did bum me out.  :-[

Before that I learned that the cute waitress at Red Robin already had a boyfriend, I was informed of this after asking her out.

Even later I learned that the book store girl I was once interested in is single now, but in her words, "I'm done with men and women for a while, I have my batteries and I'm fine." She did tell me start coming in to see her more and maybe she's change her mind or something like that, so I guess that was a plus.

Of course I came home to find out that Johan Franzen tore his ACL and will be out for at least 4 months, that is a big, big blow, I fear my Wings are looking at barely making the playoffs this year.