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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5090 on: October 11, 2009, 10:28:21 AM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.

Oh...well...

You're an awful person

come on now, an awful person would totally not use "therein."
Indubitably.
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5091 on: October 11, 2009, 10:30:58 AM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.

Oh...well...

You're an awful person

come on now, an awful person would totally not use "therein."
Indubitably.
You're backsliding.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5092 on: October 11, 2009, 10:33:51 AM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.

Oh...well...

You're an awful person

come on now, an awful person would totally not use "therein."
Indubitably.
You're backsliding.
Is that a new position I don't know about yet?
You're just jealous! Nobody loves you because you're tiny and made of meat!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5093 on: October 11, 2009, 10:54:12 AM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.

Oh...well...

You're an awful person

come on now, an awful person would totally not use "therein."
Indubitably.
You're backsliding.
Is that a new position I don't know about yet?
can't slip anything by you

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5094 on: October 11, 2009, 01:28:12 PM »
After the pain in my right leg had gone, I then sustained serious injuries from plaing baseballon wii sports way to rigourously, and now my butt hurts. My slight limp has moved from my right to left leg. On the good side, it still means I get to limp like Javier Bardem in No Country. Which is awesome.
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5095 on: October 11, 2009, 04:00:27 PM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.
Yeah, they're lame that way. Pants are for anusus! I say no pants for no one. Wait ... double negDAMNIT!
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5096 on: October 11, 2009, 04:07:55 PM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

It truly is an experience all its own. Very freeing I find.
You're still expected to keep your pants on and your penis concealed therein.

Is that what you learned today?  Or just general edification?

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5097 on: October 11, 2009, 06:55:21 PM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

The only time I ever got weird looks when I saw a movie alone was when I saw HSM3. But I totally understand that.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5098 on: October 11, 2009, 07:03:19 PM »
No one notices when you go to a movie alone.

The only time I ever got weird looks when I saw a movie alone was when I saw HSM3. But I totally understand that.

Same thing happened when I went to Hannah Montana: The Movie!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5099 on: October 11, 2009, 09:39:40 PM »
the only awkward experience I've had was for Bruno. The movie was about to start and I was the only one there in the whole theatre, then a group of people walked in.
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