In an awesome turn of events my mom confided to me that she's afraid I will end up old, single and die alone. To save me from this she signed me up for some dating site and she will be handling the entire thing. Didn't matter that I told her I wasn't interested and that I've never done online dating because I think it would be a waste of time for me. On the one hand I find this very, very funny, but on the other hand I'm a bit scared that my Mom is still going to these great lengths to try and manage my life.
Sounds like your mom loves you.
But it's odd how moms can show that love sometimes. Uri's mom has been trying to manage his life lately, too, offering suggestions about new careers - she's afraid he's not "using his gifts" with the work he's currently in. Sigh. I have to laugh about it; otherwise, I think I'll smack her.
You never know about the dating thing? I went to a wedding this past summer of a couple who met through eHarmony - I never would have believed it could have worked, but honestly, they seem so perfect for each other.