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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5290 on: October 26, 2009, 04:55:48 PM »
I can fit two 2-litre bottles of Coke in my backpack and still have room for a big bag of Halloween candy.   :D

I can drink those Cokes and still have room for a big bag of Halloween Candy! 

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5291 on: October 26, 2009, 06:26:31 PM »
You can tell people they have the right to remain silent over and over again but they still won't exercise it.  God bless 'em.

You are in custody suspected of a crime. You hear a detective talking to another one about contacting the victim to see if she can describe the suspect in her case. Here's what you don't blurt out:

"F*** that, she didn't see my face!"


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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5292 on: October 26, 2009, 06:27:57 PM »
You can tell people they have the right to remain silent over and over again but they still won't exercise it.  God bless 'em.

You are in custody suspected of a crime. You hear a detective talking to another one about contacting the victim to see if she can describe the suspect in her case. Here's what you don't blurt out:

"F*** that, she didn't see my face!"


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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5293 on: October 26, 2009, 07:09:15 PM »
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5294 on: October 26, 2009, 07:10:05 PM »
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5295 on: October 26, 2009, 09:09:58 PM »
The young woman I told yesterday "you look great" because she's lost about 40 pounds is awaiting a liver transplant.   :-\
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5296 on: October 26, 2009, 09:10:46 PM »
The young woman I told yesterday "you look great" because she's lost about 40 pounds is awaiting a liver transplant.   :-\

yikes that is a real foot in mouth moment!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5297 on: October 26, 2009, 09:16:15 PM »
The young woman I told yesterday "you look great" because she's lost about 40 pounds is awaiting a liver transplant.   :-\

Just remember:  "you look great"  is ALWAYS more forgiveable than "so when are you due?"

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5298 on: October 26, 2009, 10:15:57 PM »
The young woman I told yesterday "you look great" because she's lost about 40 pounds is awaiting a liver transplant.   :-\

I think "you look great" is always ok.  And Saltine, if I didn't mention it...you're looking great today too :)  Do something with your plume?
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #5299 on: October 26, 2009, 10:27:30 PM »
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