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mañana

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6130 on: December 04, 2009, 01:12:28 AM »
My iPod is haunted.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6131 on: December 04, 2009, 01:15:56 AM »

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6132 on: December 04, 2009, 02:22:23 AM »
Disney nature filmmakers faked lemming suicides (reinforcing the old myth) by herding them off a cliff.   :'(
That's really mean. I imagine the meeting they had at Disney: "I'm sorry, dear studio boss but we are going to have to shoot for another few extra weeks. The lemming population hasn't climaxed yet and the mass suicide is not going to happen anytime soon." - "make them do it" - "excuse me?" - "you heard me, make it happen now get out of my office and come back with a shot of a thousand dead lemmings or you'll never work in Hollywood again." - Sheesh, who comes up with something as evil as killing lemmings and even worse, who executes this sort of plan?
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6133 on: December 04, 2009, 02:39:17 AM »
There's no deceit in the cauliflower.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6134 on: December 04, 2009, 05:34:15 AM »
Life is too short to spend the rest of it down here in Tampa.

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I think I'd love how awkward it'd be, or how awkward it should be.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6135 on: December 04, 2009, 08:37:16 AM »
The Hangover made almost half a billion dollars worldwide (including DVD sales).
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6136 on: December 04, 2009, 08:53:23 AM »
People are dumb.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6137 on: December 04, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »
Poi Dog Pondering did a cover of "Love Vigilantes"

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6138 on: December 04, 2009, 11:17:36 AM »
People are reallllyyy scared of needles, its almost as if they have never had gotten on before. And were 5 years old.
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6139 on: December 04, 2009, 11:21:05 AM »
I know, I don't get that.  It's just not a sight or feeling that ever bothered me; I don't like really big needles and I hate novocaine injections in my mouth but I always like to watch when I get blood drawn.  It's kind of fascinating.  I also have never been squeamish at the sight of blood.  Probably a good thing in my line of work.