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St. Martin the Bald

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6830 on: January 08, 2010, 11:49:29 AM »
Heads in the freezer, a hand in the lunch bag...
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6831 on: January 08, 2010, 11:58:54 AM »
They usually don't show those types of films on Disney.
Fine, FLY, you've broken me. You've made me curious enough about you.

So answer me. What is this Disney-obsessed persona you put on? Given your look — balding adult male — one could easily get ooged by it, associating it with a single male in a white van with a bloody mattress in the back and a bag of butterscotches between the ripped-up bucket seats.




HAHAHAHAHAh so awesome. I literally spit my coffee.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6832 on: January 08, 2010, 12:04:57 PM »
They usually don't show those types of films on Disney.
Fine, FLY, you've broken me. You've made me curious enough about you.

So answer me. What is this Disney-obsessed persona you put on? Given your look — balding adult male — one could easily get ooged by it, associating it with a single male in a white van with a bloody mattress in the back and a bag of butterscotches between the ripped-up bucket seats.




HAHAHAHAHAh so awesome. I literally spit my coffee.

It was the bucket seats that got me.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6833 on: January 08, 2010, 12:12:04 PM »
Learned that there are a decent number of adult films featuring plumbers.
You're just learning this? Where the hell have you been?

Is this actually true? I mean, I know it's the stereotypical gag porn concept, along with the pizza guy delivering a 12" sausage, but not one I've come across in my years of viewership (poor choice of words, I know).  Maybe it's an 80s/early 90s thing?

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6834 on: January 08, 2010, 01:22:19 PM »
My in house vacuum system flooded today - all the way to the turbine, the work of an errant plumber who connected the wrong lines - that's probably a $50,000 dollar repair. One mistake will probably cost this guy his entire business as I do not intend on eating this bill - I sure hope he's bonded.

Yikes that sucks for both of you!

Is in-house vacuum system like an industrial version of a central vacuum?  We had one of those in the house I grew up in.  Several vacuum outlets in the house, just plug in a hose and get to vacuuming, nothing else to drag around.  Drawbacks:  catching your toddler kneeling in front of an outlet and feeding Fisher Price people into it..."Bye-bye.....bye-bye......bye-bye"

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6835 on: January 08, 2010, 01:26:12 PM »
They usually don't show those types of films on Disney.
Fine, FLY, you've broken me. You've made me curious enough about you.

So answer me. What is this Disney-obsessed persona you put on? Given your look — balding adult male — one could easily get ooged by it, associating it with a single male in a white van with a bloody mattress in the back and a bag of butterscotches between the ripped-up bucket seats.



FLY doesn't know anything about porn, as he allegedly believes that masturbation is disgusting and doesn't do it.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6836 on: January 08, 2010, 01:27:07 PM »
My in house vacuum system flooded today - all the way to the turbine, the work of an errant plumber who connected the wrong lines - that's probably a $50,000 dollar repair. One mistake will probably cost this guy his entire business as I do not intend on eating this bill - I sure hope he's bonded.

Yikes that sucks for both of you!

Is in-house vacuum system like an industrial version of a central vacuum?  We had one of those in the house I grew up in.  Several vacuum outlets in the house, just plug in a hose and get to vacuuming, nothing else to drag around.  Drawbacks:  catching your toddler kneeling in front of an outlet and feeding Fisher Price people into it..."Bye-bye.....bye-bye......bye-bye"

Oh no - this is where I work Colleen. It is an industrial central vac system. I am out of the house and it it hers and the kids.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6837 on: January 08, 2010, 01:28:27 PM »
Learned that there are a decent number of adult films featuring plumbers.
You're just learning this? Where the hell have you been?

Is this actually true? I mean, I know it's the stereotypical gag porn concept, along with the pizza guy delivering a 12" sausage, but not one I've come across in my years of viewership (poor choice of words, I know).  Maybe it's an 80s/early 90s thing?
<grimaces, worried how this comment will reflect on the commenter>Yes, it is an '80s/'90s thing, but the concept holds over. There are still movies with a skeleton plot, and some of them still use the plumber trope. In gay porn at least.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6838 on: January 08, 2010, 01:31:19 PM »
<grimaces, worried how this comment will reflect on the commenter>

Why?

Annual sales on the porn industry are 2.6-3.9 BILLION. Someone is watching it, err should I say everyone!

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #6839 on: January 08, 2010, 01:37:17 PM »
Learned that there are a decent number of adult films featuring plumbers.
You're just learning this? Where the hell have you been?

Is this actually true? I mean, I know it's the stereotypical gag porn concept, along with the pizza guy delivering a 12" sausage, but not one I've come across in my years of viewership (poor choice of words, I know).  Maybe it's an 80s/early 90s thing?
<grimaces, worried how this comment will reflect on the commenter>Yes, it is an '80s/'90s thing, but the concept holds over. There are still movies with a skeleton plot, and some of them still use the plumber trope. In gay porn at least.

OMG, I can't believe you watch porn movies! YOU ARE A DINOSAUR!

Extended clips, that's where it's at!

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