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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8990 on: June 12, 2010, 01:47:10 AM »
Apparently people can get charged with involuntary manslaughter if a dog eats their baby. True story.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8991 on: June 12, 2010, 01:53:19 AM »
Apparently people can get charged with involuntary manslaughter if a dog eats their baby. True story.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8992 on: June 12, 2010, 01:57:05 AM »
alcohol + ocean = ruined boots
there wasn't a guy you could've saved from drowning but didn't and a prog rock british drummer ready to take lead vocals and steer the bend in a new direction looking on was there?  cuz that would be bad.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8993 on: June 12, 2010, 02:17:34 AM »
alcohol + ocean = ruined boots
there wasn't a guy you could've saved from drowning but didn't and a prog rock british drummer ready to take lead vocals and steer the bend in a new direction looking on was there?  cuz that would be bad.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8994 on: June 12, 2010, 11:01:35 AM »

There's something wrong with my knee and thank goodness I have private cover...........

otherwise something would stay wrong with it.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8995 on: June 12, 2010, 11:57:07 AM »
They've started playing the World Series of Poker. And looking at some of the early tournament results, none of the major pros are making final tables.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8996 on: June 12, 2010, 11:58:17 AM »
I'm tantalizingly close to 10,000 posts. A bit of post whoring for the remainder of the day is in order I suppose.
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8997 on: June 12, 2010, 03:00:34 PM »
I'm tantalizingly close to 10,000 posts. A bit of post whoring for the remainder of the day is in order I suppose.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8998 on: June 13, 2010, 10:00:58 PM »
people say warsh!  :o

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #8999 on: June 13, 2010, 10:55:18 PM »
There are imitation Reese candies out there.
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