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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9260 on: June 27, 2010, 07:47:00 PM »
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9261 on: June 27, 2010, 08:11:46 PM »
This commercial tells me there are now The Twilight Saga: Eclipse toys in Burger King Kids Meals. Really? Aren't these films rated PG-13? 5-10 year old kids know of/like Twilight?

Unfortunately for parents of small kids this is actually pretty common.  The 2 Star Wars prequels being the most obvious examples - Dark Knight, Transformers, etc etc....

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9262 on: June 27, 2010, 08:28:30 PM »
My brother is taking his girlfriend to see Justin Bieber tonight. And no, he's not dating a 12-year-old, she's an 18-year-old high school graduate.

I couldn't be more disappointed.

Man that Bieber kid must get so much ass.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9263 on: June 27, 2010, 11:34:13 PM »
My luggage went to the Netherlands.  I went to Texas
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9264 on: June 27, 2010, 11:36:53 PM »
My luggage went to the Netherlands.  I went to Texas

You should have followed your luggage
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9265 on: June 28, 2010, 09:10:08 AM »
My luggage went to the Netherlands.  I went to Texas
Where in Texas?

Also, I found out yesterday that there is a Ferris, Texas.  ;D

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9266 on: June 28, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  ;)

Look around for your baggage that is.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9267 on: June 28, 2010, 01:06:32 PM »
My luggage went to the Netherlands.  I went to Texas

You should have followed your luggage

For real. Would've been fun to be there after their Cup win over Slovakia today.

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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9268 on: June 28, 2010, 05:49:20 PM »
My luggage went to the Netherlands.  I went to Texas
Where in Texas?

Also, I found out yesterday that there is a Ferris, Texas.  ;D

No kidding!?

Houston, by the way.  A mere 80 miles south of you I think?
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Re: What I Learned Today
« Reply #9269 on: June 28, 2010, 05:50:07 PM »
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.  ;)

Look around for your baggage that is.

nice!

The luggage is currently in Chicago.  Maybe it wanted to catch a ballgame or see the Museum of Art before travelling down to see me.
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