My weekend has begun in spectacular style. Leaving work early to try to avoid the mini tornado shit storm that was due to hit and had already delayed my flight to a friends wedding in Minneapolis. of course, said monster storm chose to arrive early and drop it's giant hail and lightning exactly as I waited for the bus, soaking me through. Then the el train broke down on the way to the airport. Getting to the totally jammed airport, I found my flight was now delayed by an extra hour. I then had the opportunity to do that brilliantly pathetic thing people do in such situations: use the hand dryer in a pathetic attempt my shoes and socks, and sadly ruined in-flight reading.
I am finally boarding now. Man am I going to get drunk at this wedding.