I'm thinking of adding one of these:
"Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope."
"Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, your butch!"
"I think I already died before you got here but I woke up when I heard your voice."
"Dirk, do you wanna work at moose-hoof coffee forever? I don't. OK? Do You wanna be a be a big loser or do you wanna be rich and awesome like that guy from Maroon 5?"