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My favorite portrayal of The Devil is courtesy of...

Angel Heart
5 (18.5%)
Bedazzled (Peter Cook)
0 (0%)
Bedazzled (Liz Hurley)
3 (11.1%)
Constatntine
0 (0%)
The Devil's Advocate
4 (14.8%)
Legend
1 (3.7%)
Oh God, You Devil
0 (0%)
The Prophecy
0 (0%)
Rosemary's Baby
2 (7.4%)
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
10 (37%)
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
2 (7.4%)
The Witches of Eastwick
0 (0%)

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Author Topic: Favorite Cinematic Satan  (Read 4666 times)

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Favorite Cinematic Satan
« on: April 01, 2009, 12:36:43 PM »
Thanks again to the recent IFC podcast.

And my apologies to Bill Cosby and Gabriel Byrne for not including them in this poll.

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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 12:39:37 PM »
I went with Liz Hurley, because above all else I want my devil to be hot.

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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 12:41:45 PM »
Phantom of the Paradise?

Tim Curry will do.
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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 01:14:06 PM »
Thomas Jay Ryan is a pretty funny Satan in Book of Life.

Plus Gary Oldman in that really bad The Ride BMW short.
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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 01:41:11 PM »
Yes you are CINECAST!ed! Shit out of luck!
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

AHEM.  It should be obvious.

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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 01:41:32 PM »
Oh god. They're all so bad.

The devil may get all the best songs, but he gets the shittest movies.

I'll go for the kid with the weird eyes.
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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 01:46:08 PM »
Oh god. They're all so bad.

The devil may get all the best songs, but he gets the shittest movies.

I'll go for the kid with the weird eyes.

Angel Heart is a good movie.
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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2009, 01:54:14 PM »
As much as I like Peter Stormare's sharply dressed Satan in Constantine, he is overshadowed by Tilda Swinton's Gabriel. So I picked Mr. Hooah himself, Al Pacino.
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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2009, 01:57:06 PM »
Oh god. They're all so bad.

The devil may get all the best songs, but he gets the shittest movies.

I'll go for the kid with the weird eyes.

Angel Heart is a good movie.

I picked it. Not so much because of quality, or even Bobby D. I actually picked it because it's my favorite depiction of Lisa Bonet.

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Re: Favorite Cinematic Satan
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2009, 01:58:50 PM »
Oh god. They're all so bad.

The devil may get all the best songs, but he gets the shittest movies.

I'll go for the kid with the weird eyes.

Angel Heart is a good movie.

It lost me at the ridiculous chicken sacrifice scene. Though I have a feeling that could be Spoko's favorite.
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