Standing ESPN. If this stupid Manti thing gets swallowed up by a Harbowl thing (God, please don't let that be the Super Bowl, I wouldn't be able to take it for two weeks on top of what seems to be an unending torrent of pointlessness that is the Manti story) I'm going to be so CINECAST!ing pissed.
EDIT: I'm already sick of this Manti story. It's so CINECAST!ing irrelevant, and it isn't interesting at all. Like college football. I thought that shit was done and I wouldn't have to think about it until the draft. I was braced for a bunch of Chip Kelly talk, I could put up with hearing those same arguments all over the place because it's relevant (even to Houston because now Gus Bradley signed with the Jags, which potentially blows I guess, I just hope the Jags keep sucking as do the Titans and the Colts fall again somehow), but I can't take another minute of this stupid "did he get Catfished?" junk.