The more I look at Keith's avatar - and I'm looking at it a lot lately - the more I'm developing whatever the gay version of an Oedipal Complex is. See, I'm incredibly attracted to Morrissey, especially with the baby and the daddy-belly. So, I keep putting myself in the role of the baby, and thinking that Morrissey is my daddy, and that just makes it weird, but good, but bad.
I haven't had a daddy complex since my early twenties. What is this?