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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2009, 11:20:03 PM »
Arnold Schwartzenegger - after The Terminator excpetion being comdies like Kindergarden Cop and Jingle All the Way
Tom Cruise - after Jerry Maguire I haven't liked him in anything
Pierce Bronson (as James Bond) - after Goldeneye
Farrelly Brothers - after Dumb & Dumber although I am looking forward to the new Three Stooges with Penn, Del Toro, and Jim Carrey
Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti - Shoot 'Em Up is unforgivable

Note: Al Pacino is forever watchable no matter how bad the movie is
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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 12:11:48 AM »
Samuel L. Jackson walks t'earth and ends up dying in a bus in Alaska after Pulp Fiction

No Jackie Brown?  No Black Snake Moan?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 12:14:33 AM »
Samuel L. Jackson walks t'earth and ends up dying in a bus in Alaska after Pulp Fiction

No Jackie Brown?  No Black Snake Moan?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Samuel L Jackson has never been even slightly different in any movie I have ever seen him in. And it annoys me, and I'm bored by it. So I'll back ferris on this one, even tho I do like Jackie Brown a lot.

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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 07:47:06 AM »
The honorary Cuba Gooding Jr, list.

5. Michael Keaton after Batman Returns
If that was his high point he probably never should have got in the business.

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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 07:55:17 AM »
I can only think of one original one at the moment

Keanu Reeves - The bullet that Agent Smith shot him with at the end of the Matrix was real and he died on the last day of "shooting". The outcome - Keanu becomes imortal after The Matrix is released, he is replaced by a digital Keanu for the end realisation of the Matrix scene and they were unable to film the sickly smooching bit at the end! Oh and Reloaded and Revolutions weren't made :D
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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 08:16:10 AM »
5-Sean Connery - Sunk at sea near the St Lawrence river by well-meaning French Canadians after Hunt For Red October

I still liked him in Finding Forrester. I mean how often do you get to see Sean Connery riding a bike in New York City? For that alone, a noteworthy performance.
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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 09:57:30 AM »
The honorary Cuba Gooding Jr, list.

5. Michael Keaton after Batman Returns
If that was his high point he probably never should have got in the business.

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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 10:22:15 AM »
Milli Vanilli is going to make a comeback. Just you wait.

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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 11:25:27 AM »
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Re: Top 5 "If they had only died" List
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 12:36:49 PM »
Harrison Ford after The Fugitive.

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There's too much hate in the world and stuff.

This thread is kind of insane.
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