Good job.
Only one left now.
9.
We are gathered here today to witness the holy matrimony of two people, ******* and ****, who have decided to write their own vows.Thank you, your honor.F*ck this court. F*ck *** *****. F*ck ****. F*ck those two idiot cops right there. F*ck suit dummies; as a matter of fact f*ck legal aid. F*ck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. F*ck all the old wood in here. F*ck the moon, f*ck corn on the cob, f*ck squirrels. F*ck me, f*ck you, f*ck everything!
Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes, they're supposed to smell like kitties!