When I'm watching a movie I make a commitment. My perception is that you need to be in it the whole way through and that you need to give it a fair shake. That said, there are precisely five movies that I hated so much, that were so terrible, so audience insulting, so devoid of any redeemable qualities, that I flipped off before the credit scroll. They are, in order of how quickly I turned them off, these:
5. Slacker Uprising / Captain Mike Across America / Whatever they are calling that bullshit Michael Moore "documentary" from last year
4. Final Destination
3. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
2. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
1. Moulin Rouge! (2001)