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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #490 on: June 16, 2016, 04:45:09 PM »
I could just post the stuff I put on FB and see what happens...


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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #491 on: July 21, 2016, 12:12:46 AM »
if anybody spends close to the even a small amount of their time on corporate conference calls with either laugh or cry how close to reality this all is



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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #492 on: July 21, 2016, 10:23:21 AM »
That's spot on

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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #494 on: December 19, 2017, 08:51:40 AM »
As amusing is that is, I still don't understand following food brands on the Internet.

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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #495 on: December 19, 2017, 09:56:35 AM »
It is not the food brand that amuses me, it is that this poor guy once made a remark on a feed called We Rate Dogs about a year ago. Easier to just explain it, just read it...

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/775410014383026176?lang=en

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Re: You laugh, you lose
« Reply #496 on: December 19, 2017, 01:40:05 PM »
Oh, I get that part of the joke.