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DrKimble

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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #350 on: December 16, 2009, 02:57:39 AM »
chicks dig accents.
do you have an eye patch?
They don't if you sound like the bad guys in Indiana Jones - kinda.
Believe it or not, I did have to wear an eye patch for several weeks when I was a kid. Sand got in my eye and scratched my something-something.

Yes, then, it's all settled.  You are my new pool boy.  Your job will be to recline on my sofa and read to me.   :)
Sound like a damn good deal! I can just lay there, read out loud and yell the occasional catch-phrase you're expected to yell when you have a german-ish accent: BLITZKRIEG! SCHNELLER! SCHNELLER! Naw, I'm told my accent isn't too horrible.

What if he knows four languages, but has a voice like Jerry Lewis?
Shut up or go BLITZKRIEG on your ass.
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #351 on: December 16, 2009, 04:11:02 AM »
Yes, then, it's all settled.  You are my new pool boy.  Your job will be to recline on my sofa and read to me.   :)
Sound like a damn good deal! I can just lay there, read out loud and yell the occasional catch-phrase you're expected to yell when you have a german-ish accent: BLITZKRIEG! SCHNELLER! SCHNELLER! Naw, I'm told my accent isn't too horrible.

And then, as the majestic queen walked towards her SCHNELLER!! chef, she asked him SCHNITZEL!!! "Do you, dear barton, believe in god?" and he said "BLITZKREIG!!!"
I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #352 on: December 16, 2009, 04:48:29 AM »
Yes, then, it's all settled.  You are my new pool boy.  Your job will be to recline on my sofa and read to me.   :)
Sound like a damn good deal! I can just lay there, read out loud and yell the occasional catch-phrase you're expected to yell when you have a german-ish accent: BLITZKRIEG! SCHNELLER! SCHNELLER! Naw, I'm told my accent isn't too horrible.

And then, as the majestic queen walked towards her SCHNELLER!! chef, she asked him SCHNITZEL!!! "Do you, dear barton, believe in god?" and he said "BLITZKREIG!!!"

 :D Hee hee!

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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #353 on: December 16, 2009, 06:47:00 AM »
That made me laugh out loud.
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #354 on: December 17, 2009, 12:38:08 PM »
Well, what do we have here? While I'm away OmNom has stolen my man to be her new pool reading boy...

OmNom... you and me might have to fight... or... maybe I can come over and swim and lounge by the pool too. He can read to us both!  :)
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #355 on: December 17, 2009, 12:48:32 PM »
A UGG appears!! Hows the house buying coming along?

Anyways, after my represnetation do you still want him to read to you?

(Also, it doesn't matter cause apparently Clovis is gonna marry Omnom anyways)

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I actually consider a lot of movies to be life-changing! I take them to my heart and they melt into my personality.

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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #356 on: December 17, 2009, 01:35:54 PM »
Yeah, I do because I know how nice it is to be read to by him.

The house isn't mine yet... still waiting for PMI approval before I can start escrow. *sigh* So frustrating, oh well.

Good news though... I have someone looking at my heater today so maybe I won't freeze my ass off while at home. Oh and this semester is over... whew!!!!!

Now I have to figure out the whole water leak thing so I stop apparantly using 700+ gallons of water a day. I've turned the water off but now I need someone to find the leak *sigh*.

I am ready for some video game playing, movie watching, cooking and relaxing.
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #357 on: December 27, 2009, 08:12:08 PM »
5. I distrust coat racks.
4. I aspire to retire early, be overweight, wear Tommy Bahama shirts, and read 1,000 page biographies.
3. I eat at the same restaurant at least twice a week.
2. I don't shower on weekends.
1. I make the world's best shish kabobs.

That was difficult.
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2009, 08:12:56 PM »
1. I make the world's best shish kabobs.
 

Recipe maus?
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Re: Five fascinating things you don't know about me
« Reply #359 on: December 27, 2009, 09:09:46 PM »
Secret! Happy to make them for you anytime though.
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