Oh god what do they do with Faramir? See this is why I never watched them!
Hey. We're gonna do this together. You're gonna start a post of when you'll be watching. I know these movies inside and out. We'll watch them together. Okay? Okay. And when you see something you hate, you'll stop your DVD and I'll just talk you through it. They are excellent movies, very very good. Of *course* you will find things that seem like blasphemy. That's because you are smart. But even though--even though-- some of this stuff makes Tolkien roll in his grave, on the whole you are going to have a good time. Okay? So this will happen.
And... Do you drink?
Here I go again, encouraging vice, but you aren't in AA or anythingofcourseyou'renotwe'reallgonnaberealcoolbabyrealcool. We'll just have a beer or two and watch this thing.
So: when was the last time you read FOTR?