Why is there a shovel on your wall?
I was waiting for this question. It is a somewhat long story, but I will try. We had the empty wall space, so we wanted to put something on there. We had a broom and my roommates decided to buy a shovel and we would put them on our wall crossed like an "x". To do this we had to cut the shovel in half so it would be a flat cross. It didn't last very long, then we had this half shovel, we we did that and hung it on the wall, then we thought it looked like a clock and we put up roman numerals at XII, III, VI, and IX. So the joke is that it is always 6:30 in our apartment (the hour[shovel] hand covers up the minute hand). Yea, totally not my idea, but I went with it.