You've probably heard of The Editing Room, where a very clever fella does "Abridged" versions of scripts. Here's the one for The Departed. If you've never heard of his Abridged Scripts, I suggest you do a lot of exploring. I can lose myself on his site for days.
Thanks for the link Alex, I laughed so much my sides have split, which has made an awful mess on my new carpet.
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Anyway - Thanks!