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Which one of the following could you live without?

My Cell Phone
30 (78.9%)
The Internet
2 (5.3%)
Movies
3 (7.9%)
My Spouse (or self-satisfaction)
3 (7.9%)

Total Members Voted: 38

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Sam the Cinema Snob

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 07:14:11 PM »
Cell phone. I despise it, but it's a necessary evil.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »
Shit, I can't find my cell phone or its charger about 60% of the time anyway.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 08:48:40 PM »
anyone choosing to give up sex over their cell phone simply is not doing it right!

Sam the Cinema Snob

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 09:17:22 PM »
anyone choosing to give up sex over their cell phone simply is not doing it right!
What sex?

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2010, 09:45:04 PM »
Hand sex.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2010, 10:00:32 PM »
Hand sex.

a persons spouse has something to do with sex too  ;D

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2010, 10:12:04 PM »
Hand sex.

a persons spouse has something to do with sex too  ;D
You don't have to tell me.  :P
I was answering Sam's comment though.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2010, 03:42:13 AM »
Those without spouses should have to give up masturbation.

Make sure those with a spouse have to give it up as well, otherwise they lose a spouse but maybe gain even more pleasure
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2010, 03:43:34 AM »
Since I am not married, and losing movies or the internet may hinder the fourth choice, I will go with the cell
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2010, 06:20:26 AM »
As much as I love my wife, her non-existence would make it easy to leave her.

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