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Which one of the following could you live without?

My Cell Phone
30 (78.9%)
The Internet
2 (5.3%)
Movies
3 (7.9%)
My Spouse (or self-satisfaction)
3 (7.9%)

Total Members Voted: 38

Author Topic: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...  (Read 13293 times)

1SO

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If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« on: August 26, 2010, 05:58:59 PM »
A real Sophie's Choice.  Imagine your world without one of the following.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 06:00:40 PM »
Cell phone, although I'm cheating 'cause I already don't have one.
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 06:02:14 PM »
Cell phone or nonexistent spouse.

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 06:03:50 PM »
Cell Phone. I probably would have already if skypeIn existed in Canada. CRTC can die!

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 06:19:08 PM »
Cell

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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 06:24:48 PM »
As much as I love my wife, her non-existence would make it easy to leave her.
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 06:27:29 PM »
Those without spouses should have to give up masturbation.
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 06:30:01 PM »
Those without spouses should have to give up masturbation.

I did say I'd give up my cell,right?
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 06:32:21 PM »
easy: cell phone.  I hardly know where the thing is half the time.  And when I do remember to grab it it's always dead
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Re: If I Had To, I Would Give Up...
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 06:37:14 PM »
Those without spouses should have to give up masturbation.
I did say I'd give up my cell,right?
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