I was reading the Before Sunset boards, I have never seen the movie but I know of it. Someone one posed this question, "What do you think they will talk about in this movie? Do you think they will talk about the War?" So I seized my chance and replied with this, "I think they will talk about pee and poo." I love derailing threads like that.
I also hate when they start threads like this one from The Thin Red Line boards:
A FINE FILM, BUT WHO AGREES THAT 'SAVING PRIVATE RYAN' WAS BETTER?